Apparently, not everyone is excited at the prospect…
1. Leanne Li seems to have a tummy ache.
2. Uh, you have a little something on your shirt…
3. When she said “stick a fork in me,” I don’t think she meant that literally.
4. “That’s the last time I get discount surgery.”
5. This is what happens when you bring a knife to a, uh…knife fight. But you should see the monkey!
6. This summer’s fashionable colors? Neon orange…and blood! Yes, she’s quite the “sharp” dresser…
7. She got the “point.”
8. “You idiot, I said, ‘Take a cab to the summit,’ not ‘Stab me in the stomach.’”
9. Do-it-yourself appendectomies—harder than you think.