So I was driving through Utah the other day. You know those sticker/decals you see on the back of minivans or SUVs that depict a caricature of the family that owns the car? Well, I knew I was in Mormon country when I spotted one depicting a family that had twelve kids. The sticker nearly took up the entire rear windshield. Imagine if the car belonged to a polygamist! (I was in Southern Utah, after all.) Not only would you not be able to see out of the back, but your kids would probably run off to the side windows, too.