Like passing a stone…
(3) The Crumpler Customary Barge: I got this backpack a few years ago because it could carry both a laptop and a DSLR camera body with multiple lenses and a flash unit, yet didn’t scream, “CAMERA BAG: STEAL ME.”
Crumpler is the company. “Customary Barge” is the backpack model’s name. That’s right. When I wanted a bag that could protect my electronic equipment, I turned to a company with the word “crumple” in its name—cuz that’s how I roll.
I have no idea what “Customary Barge” means or what it has to do with laptops or digital cameras. Apparently, riverboat captains are running Crumpler’s marketing department. Badly. “Customary Barge”? I half expected El DeBarge to show up and carry my stuff. I think he would have cost about the same, too…
Below is the totally coherent and “sensical” description of the Customary Barge backpack from Crumpler’s own website. It takes the form of a soliloquy delivered by a fedora-wearing rodent in a pinstriped suit (no, seriously):
This hayer [sic] is yar [sic] customerry [sic] bardge [sic]. It’s grayte [sic] fur [sic] toynen [sic] up all karnds [sic] of jarnk [sic] you marnt [sic] farnd [sic] on the bartem [sic] of the reever [sic]. Whartder [sic] yoo [sic] main [sic] let’s nart [sic] seal [sic] too close to that reever [sic] bank? Don’t aye [sic] know yoo [sic] frahm [sic] sarmwhere [sic]? Whatchoo [sic] gunna [sic] harnt [sic] wid [sic] that there knarfe [sic], boy?
Go to their website and see fur yooself. Crumpler is an Australian company if that explains anything. (They’re descended from convicts, you know…)
Interestingly, I had never used my Customary Barge to lug both a laptop AND an SLR camera system with me on any trip until China. In fact, I’m not sure I’ve even used it at all. Romantic notions of moseying down into, say, the Yosemite Valley by wagon train with both my laptop and photo gear in my Customary Barge in order to capture the iconic image of El Capitan like Ansel “Abigail” Adams (except with a Canon EOS 1DS Mark III) always gave way to packing lightly—which usually meant forgoing the laptop and toting my Tri-Zip along with a small Canon Powershot. Either that or fashioning a pin-hole camera out of a squirrel’s skull…
But the extended duration of my China trip finally allowed me to use the Customary Barge for the reason I bought it: to hold and transport my laptop and DSLR camera. I also managed to toss in netbooks, portable hard drives, batteries, chargers, ipods, headphones, wires, power cords, etc. Owing to the Barge’s shape—tortoise-like—things got a little tight. But everything made it over okay. I haven’t used the Barge since.
Bottomline: well-made and pretty comfortable, with nice padded straps, but it’s a bit bulky for everyday use.
Note: the Customary Barge comes with a padded detachable container/organizer for SLR camera system components, but I didn’t like the configuration, so I yanked it out and used something else to organize my stuff (one of those insulated soft lunch pails).